Tips for Freshmen
By Naomi Whittaker
naomi@thepurduereview.com
Trying ROTC freshman year helped me understand some of the sacrifices that servicemen and servicewomen make to defend our great nation
You can get daily relief from leftist loonies on compus by listening to talk radio whenever possible & reading the Purdue Review
Ask your professors tough questions & watch them stumble
Don’t just read class material, find books which interest you (I learned so much more on my own)
Have enlightening political discussions with your friends & classmates… Then you will see who tends to be more tolerant of differing political views
Don’t say you’re a ‘Moderate’ on your Facebook profile because you don’t want to offend anyone; be proud of what you stand for
Laugh at people who camp out in the memorial mall for no apparent reason
Warning: Odwalla Chocolate Milk is gross- I found out it was soy milk AFTER I almost puked it up freshman year
Eating plenty of hamburgers at the dining halls is not bad for the earth; cow flatulence is not causing a climate crisis
People who try really hard to appear smart in class never are
Volunteering with kids is a fun stress reliever
Joining random clubs is a great way to meet people outside of your major
People don’t eat breakfast at Breakfast Club
Be proud of the fact that you chose to attend a more conservative college campus, but be aware that the left is always a threat